Grumpy Old Woman

In this year 2006

1. Have you had more than 5 different boyfriends/girlfriends?

noo

2. Had your b-day?

not yet its in a month

3. Been to church?

have been not impressed waiting on the stage play
4. Cried yet?

today

5. Had someone close to you pass away?
yes

6. Pulled an all nighter?

respetable married woman lol

7. Drank Starbucks?

yummm yes

8. Went shopping?

always shop

9. Been camping?

dont do camping

10.Been to the beach?

sunday

11. Bought something that cost more than $200?
yes 50` telly

12. Met someone new?

few friends

13. Been out of state?

nope

14. Gone Snowboarding?

no

15. Kissed someone?

yes

16. Slept in someone else's bed?

nope

17. Snuck someone over?

18. Snuck out of your own house?
nooo

19. Been to a bar?

yes

20. Lied?

a few white ones

21.. Gone over your cell phone bill?

no

22. Been called a whore?

no

23. Driven somewhere?

drive everywhere

24. Done something you regret?

yes lots

why is it when we visit the doc we turn from normaly confident and in control women into a gibbering servile wreck ? or is it just me, ? i had to visit mine this morning (8.2am appt was a bit of a shock to my system) to get him to sign a form for me to start the cambridge diet, (see my other blog `the cd thing `under my friends ) and although this wasnt a form for permission it would have held up my start day for my diet had he refused to play ball,

and after i left i was angry with myself for how gushing i was in my gratitude that he signed it, and yes ok he didnt charge me and he could have, cos they charge for everything these days, but why is it when i go the docs i get so servile, i always have, and it always annoys me later, but the minute my ass touches the seat in the docs room i become this in awe person, and although they are learned professionals and all that, they are just humans after all, i have spent time in buckingham palace windsor castle and sandringham while i was in the army and the royals were there and they didnt elicit the slightest feeling of anything other than disgust at their wastefulness, so why do i do this at the docs??

In future im banning the hubby and child from the house when its eviction night on bb, the pair of swines were in the other room until five minutes before davina announces the evictee and suddenly decided to watch bb with me, then had a arguement 30 seconds before she announces it,
i could not belive it i had to throw a major wobbler to shut them up, god help them next time one of their programmes is on, im gonna be dancing in front of the screen,

but i still cant sleep, im soooo bored of this weather, im also sick of seeing men in shorts socks and sandels, it isnt a good look, why do they do it ?  they look horrendous, my own hubby attempted to do it a while ago and i nearly lynched him, and he honestly couldnt understand why it was gonna look awful,

i was his only bit of taste

i just nearly peed me pants when i saw lea`s face on BB,  hehehe i just love this show,

johnathon didnt look happy did he ?

i have to say BB really screwed this one,  talk about milking it, i bet they were rubbing their hands in glee,

and then he didnt even get a proper eviction,  i dont know why im surprised by BB doing this though as they have to think of worse things to do to them each year, and they have had it pretty easy this year,

we need them to fail all their tasks and live on crackers for a week lol  im wicked me lol

cos i have had enough now, im done with summer, can we have autumn now, i would like to get some sleep this year.

i dont think im a summer person at all, although when im abroad i dont mind it at all, its just here it is yuck.

and then there is school holidays coming up, all those little bastards kids running round trashing the place and playing out till 12 midnight cos their parents are too pissed to give a shit where they are,

bah humbug

relaxing in the garden ?

having a quiet afternoon in the deckchair ?

cooking lunch whilst glancing through the window at the birds feeding fromt he table ?

wrong

Our sunday afternoon is listening to the witless half breeds that live in the culdesac behind us, screaming like banshees, swearing like sailors, and we used to think `how do their parents allow his` easy we found out they are at the pub and when they come home not only do we have the kids screaming we have the adults fightng, i have actually had to brng my kid indoors as the language they were using was making me cringe and i can swear with the best of them,

There is no point calling the police as `its a civil matter` which translates into `we cant be arsed as there is no point they are banjo playing idiots and anyway we are busy getting out tea from the chippy and using the sirens to get back to the station so they dont get cold`
And the council tell you to keep a log, and neighbours around who have done that and sent them in get their windows egged, it goes quiet for a week then suddenly it starts again,!!

I have lived here 6 years and every year his happens, and no-one appears to be able to do anything about it, its ridiculous that they get away with it, but the law seems unable to do anything, i now have a camera on the back of my house as well as the front, in the vane hope it acts as a deterrant, i rememnber when an englishwomans home was her castle, now it seems nothing is safe,

i was at the hairdressers this afternoon and said to him, i sort of hope england go out today as im sick of bloodey football, and hey presto they went, i wonder if i say the same about me arse and me belly hmmmmmm

ok i wanted england to do well in a way, but i hate footie its so boring, well since david ginola left it is and there is no dishy men in the england team, and no i dont think david beckham is that good looking, and wayne rooney well he looks like bleedin shrek !!!

so now it is over all those stupid car flags will hopefully disappear, and we can get back to some normality, the only positive thing i can say about the footie was it was a fab time to go shopping when they were playing, no cars on the road, car parks empty, and the tills sat quiet, bliss,